Hey guys, Did ya read the article about Marc Emery being arrested by DEA?

Here is the link, it would be great to patch in some how.

Link

Oh, and I also found a kewl bikini for the site (attached).

I will try to write something soon, I have just been too stoned to think lately, feels good!

Later dudes,

Site is looking great

Lung Hacker

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Hey dudes, what’s happening!

I was just sitting back cleaning out some new fresh stuff and wishing I had some of my old toys from days gone past. I had what was labeled a ‘Mari-Gen’. It was used for cleaning out your smoke. It was kinda like a squirrel cage with a container inside that held the rough stuff. As you spun the squirrel cage, the clean stuff would sift out of the holes. Being the brainiac I am (at least while stoned) I figured I would put my roach stone (remember these?) in with it and help crush up some of the buds. Worked great but eventually it wore out. Like everything usually does. Now I need to find a good coffee grinder.

Does anybody out there remember any of the old stuff?

Does anybody wonder why they called a water pipe a “bong”?

I did until the first time I tried a 3ft glass pipe. I filled the chamber up to full mast and sucked it all down (”Lung Hacker”) in one deep breath. I was graciously informed that I was gonna ‘die’ as nobody could do a full load. As I exhaled slowly I heard what only could be described as euphoria hitting me square between the eyes “BONG”. I then proceeded to try to expel my lungs out of my mouth while my head was saying… “Kewl - Do it again!”

How about getting a nickel or a dime bag and actually getting enough to have a party on.

Or a 2 finger Lid for $30. (2 fingers thick in a sandwich bag was how much an ounce was)

And actually telling if the smoke you got was from Mexico, Columbia, or the islands instead of “well it’s kinda green and sticky”.

Well, all this thinking is done wore me out. This Old stoner has to go fire up another bowl. Wish someone could come up with the self cleaning bowl. I will have to stop by again and talk more about bongs, pipes and how to make your own. Maybe even tell ya a story of my dear friend “Blue”.

Keep the papers rollin,

The Old Stoner

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Howdy all

I stopped by your site in my ever search for drugs, no wait, that didn’t sound right. I mean for things that have to do with the research of the plant called Cannabis and its many uses throughout history. I am always looking for the ultimate high and love to share some of my stories, thoughts, or even a few delusions of my many years of being stoned. Hell, I have been stoned longer than most of you have been alive. (Hang on…. K)…. *cough*. What I was trying to say is … whooooo Nice!…

Ok I was back to saying, How many ways can you make an emergency smoking instrument, Ya know a home made bowl? I have a few ides, but want to hear more. Besides the old soda can pipe, have ya ever used an apple? No serious. Bite a small chunk out of the apple (the bowl), and poke a small pencil through the bite and out the other side. Ya have to draw slow, but it is such a sweet draw it is worth it.

Well, I need to get moving on, no dust is gonna settle on this Old Stoner! Think about my words… and tell them to me later, so I will remember what I said.

Laterz

Lung Hacker (aka The Old Stoner)

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