Here post this email as a rant! I’m drunk and I don’t give a fuck! Jesus was black; get the fuck over it and concentrate on what the brotha did; not what he was! Fuck! Next, women suck! Sorry, I know it’s sexist! But that’s because I bat for the penis in this lifetime! Next time, I might have a vagina and bat for the pussy! But right now, I bat for the man team. That’s right! That’s what we’ll fucking call it! We’ll call it…THE MAN WITH PENIS TEAM!! That’s what I bat for, and right now, I’m fucking Mcguire bitches!! I smash records fucker! Kiss my ass! Ya’ll suck! You theivin’, schemin’ fuckers! I hope you get crotch fleas on your clit and they burrow inside the hood and lay eggs!
BOOYAH!
Next, this line of government is the latest line of dumbfucks to be in office! We haven’t had a decent present in 40 years! At least, nobody worth a shit! The last one was Johnson, and we were happy to run his ass out of office because of Vietnam! Fuck what the man did for for Civil Rights! Where the fuck are our leaders at!!!!???? Bush?? Clinton?? REAGAN!!!!??Carter!!! I don’t fucking think so!! We have no leaders!! Black, white, mauve, or green we are fucking leaderless! God this makes me want to eat a suicide cookie! Someone lace a cookie with choc. chips with arsenic so I don’t have to watch the next 50 years!! This is fucking bullshit!!!
BOOYAH!!
Eat my shit assholes! No matter what kind of social circles you have or what kind IQ you THINK you have because of a test! I own you! I own you like people owned my ancestors menstral licker! Iown you! I’m smarter! I’m more creative! What I don’t know, I’m willing to admit and then look up just so I can find a way to beat you! Your worthless you mcdonald’s bigmac fucking pieces of shit! Go hump Wal-mart’s legs and fucking die!! When we go to hell, I’ll see you there and 2pac, Biggie, Jim Morisson, and Marvin Gaye are going to blow blunt smoke of the chronic at your ass with. Then we’ll stomp on your nuts with while we smoke a harmonic version of The Beatles “Come Together!” That’s right bitches! I’m a black Charles Manson, cut out your liver no questions askin’, scheme maskin’, drastic action enpowered by bitch smackin’, righteous motherfucker! The power of my lineage makes me a survivor, your a court jester to my throne fucker!
Booya!
I need a fucking cigarette! I know their bad for you but fuck that you worthless sons of bitches! I want to damn smoke! I want to smoke in public! I want to breathe lucky strikes in babies faces! I want to rip them from their mother’s breats when their smoking, put my lips on the tit, and blow carcinogens!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! mmmmmmmm. TAR! eat shit and die!!!!
Dream Therapy bitches! Emailing you from my drunken mind. Agree or Die! see you on the otherside when my liver gives out!!!
Alexandre (Ale-Shaun-Dre)
The Jesus Christ of Space Funk and Leader of The Revolution!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Make me President!!!!!!!!!! Assholes!
Written by Alexandre